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Human urine is tainted with harmful toxins and bacteria but Perfect Urine is totally clean! Although it contains the same chemical makeup as organic pee, it’s definitely the safer option for all your urine needs. It contains the perfect balance of creatinine, pH, and specific gravity and even includes urea and uric acid to help give it its lifelike qualities. In short, Perfect Urine is…well…perfect!
Developed by Rapid Clear, Perfect Urine was made to give you a cleaner, toxin-free alternative to normal, human urine. Whether you’re wanting to prank a friend or simulate a golden shower in the bedroom, this stuff works every time. Even though it was intended to be used as a novelty or fetish product, many lab technicians will also use Perfect Urine to help calibrate their urine drug testing equipment. It’s so realistic that even professional tests designed to analyze human urine can’t tell the difference! So, whether you’re pulling off a prank or you’ve got a urine kink, Perfect Urine is sure to satisfy.
Rapid Clear, the makers of Clean Pee (a dehydrated synthetic urine), created Perfect Urine to remove the hassle from your fake pee experience. Unlike Clean Pee, Perfect Urine comes pre-mixed and ready to go. The only thing you need to do is get the sample to body temperature and keep it there until you’re ready to use it.
Just open the 3oz bottle and place it in the microwave for 10 seconds. Check that the attached temperature strip reads between 94 and 100 degrees. Delivering your sample at the right temperature is very important to delivering a lifelike experience. If the bottle feels warm to the touch but no indicator is appearing on the strip, just wait for the sample to cool down a little bit until the strip shows you it’s between 94-100 degrees. Unless you’re using the urine immediately, you’ll want to add a heat source to keep it warm. Open and shake the included hand warmer and attach it to the bottle using the rubber band (opposite the side with the temperature strip). This will keep your sample at body temperature for up to 8 hours. Before you’re ready to deliver your urine, shake well and check the temperature strip one last time to make sure it’s at body temperature. Open the flip-top cap and release the liquid wherever you need it! Note: If you’re attempting to simulate a urine drug test, don’t use the full amount as it’s highly unlikely a human would ever produce exactly 3oz of urine at one time.
Perfect Urine is the most realistic replica for actual human pee. It works for both males and females and is ready to go when you need it most. Looking to make your urination simulation even more realistic? Check out The Piss Perfect, a lifelike urination device designed to make it look like you’re actually whizzing!