How to Pass a Drug Test Fast
How to Pass a Drug Test Fast
So, you just found out you’ve gotta pass a drug test soon and you’re stressing out about it, huh? Don’t worry about a thing. Every little thing is gonna be alright. If you’re looking for some fast and easy ways to pass a drug test, we’ve got you covered. After all, making sure people pass drug tests is what we’re all about!
How Drug Tests Work
Before we get into the nitty gritty of how to pass a drug test, we’ll give you the run down of how drug tests work. When you use any kind of drug, your body breaks down the chemicals in the drug to form “metabolites”. Depending on your drug of choice, these metabolites can stay in your system from anywhere between 3 days (for drugs like amphetamines and cocaine) and over 30 days (for heavy cannabis consumers). When you take a drug test, you’ll be required to provide a sample from your body which they’ll then test to see if they can detect any of these drug metabolites. If any are present, you’ll test positive for drug use and won’t pass your test.
There are a few different types of drug tests so it’s important to know which kind of sample you’ll need to provide. Urine is the most commonly requested sample for drug tests, but they can also conduct tests on samples taken from your saliva, hair, or blood. Below, we’ve outlined the best ways to pass each kind of test.
How to Pass a Urine Drug Test
For a urine test, you’ll be required to provide at least 2oz of urine. Typically, they will run your sample through a “drug screen” first because it’s cheaper and faster (but less accurate) than a laboratory drug test. If your screen comes back positive, your sample will be sent to a lab like LabCorp to be tested using a much more accurate method. This is often referred to as a “confirmation test” because it confirms if any traces of drug metabolites are in your sample.
There are a few ways to quickly pass a urine drug test. Using detox drinks or pills is a great option for light to moderate users. These products, when used properly, work with your body to prevent it from releasing any drug metabolites for up to 5 hours so your pee can come out clean. They’re completely undetectable to both the drug screen and the drug test, so they’re a great solution if you only use drugs occasionally.
If you’re a heavy user, you can use products like urine additives - undetectable chemicals you add to your urine sample that will destroy any drug toxins that may be present. Just follow the instructions carefully and make sure you get the right kind of urine additive for your test. Some additives are only meant to help you pass a drug screen (or EMIT test) where others are meant to help you pass a laboratory drug test (or GC/MS test).
The last option, and the one we recommend most highly, is to use synthetic urine as a substitute for your own. Synthetic urine has the same chemical makeup as human urine, but doesn’t have any drug toxins so you’ll be good to pass your test without worrying if there might still be traces of drug use in your sample. We recommend using Quick Fix Plus Synthetic Urine. It’s long been our best selling product because it passes for pee every time! If your test is monitored (meaning someone is in the room while you deliver your sample), check out our selection of synthetic urine delivery devices. These are wearable products that will help you store, warm, and deliver your synthetic urine without raising suspicion.
How to Pass a Saliva Drug Test
Saliva drug tests are the easiest to pass because drug toxins don’t stay in your mouth for very long. Saliva tests (also known as spit tests or swab tests) are most typically used for drug screens. If you have a saliva drug test coming up, the best thing you can do is to stop using drugs (at least until after your test). Drug metabolites typically clear out of your saliva within a few days, so take a little break if you’ve got a test coming up.
More often than not, saliva drug tests are unexpected and unannounced. For these surprise tests, it’s best to have a detox mouthwash or some detox gum readily available. Saliva detox products will get rid of any drug toxins left in your mouth for about 30 minutes to 1 hour. Easy to conceal in your pocket, purse, or glove box, these detox products will be your savior for those pop-quiz saliva drug tests.
How to Pass a Hair Drug Test
Hair drug tests are one of the hardest to pass because drug metabolites remain in your hair, essentially, forever if left untreated or uncut. When you get high, leftover drug metabolites get trapped in the core of your hair strands and can be easily detectable in a laboratory drug test. For this type of test, they’ll take about 100 strands of hair, typically from the back of your head, cut close to the scalp. They’ll send it to a lab where it will get dissolved and then ran through the same GC/MS method they use for urine tests. These tests are highly accurate and can detect even the slightest traces of drug metabolites.
To pass a hair drug test, you’ll need a very special kind of shampoo that can draw out drug metabolites from inside your hair strands. For this, we recommend using Ultra Cleanse Detox Shampoo. It dives deep into the core of each hair to remove all drug toxins and leaves your hair squeaky clean inside and out! It’s so effective, it comes with a manufacturer guarantee of 5X your money back if you’re unsatisfied.
In addition to using a reliable detox shampoo like Ultra Cleanse, we recommend you also use a product like Get Clean. This is actually a leave-in conditioner and will mask any remaining toxins that may be on (or in) your hair. You can buy both products together and get a hefty discount by picking up our Hair Detox Value Pack.
How to Pass a Blood Drug Test
If you have a blood drug test coming up, the best thing you can do is remain abstinent from drug use. Blood drug tests are fairly uncommon, but there isn’t much you can do to fool them. Lucky for you, drug metabolites stay in your blood for far less time than they do in your urine or hair. Your blood is typically free of drug toxins within about 12 hours for amphetamines and within about 2 weeks for marijuana.
Know Before You Go!
Before you can prepare to pass your drug test, it’s important to know which type of sample (or combination of samples) you’ll be required to provide. There are many ways to pass the most common types of drug tests without having to give up your drug use. If you’re in a pinch and need to pass a drug test fast, you can trust our products to help you get the job done!